I'm an incompetent, I should have done it!

Submitted by Syv Ritch on 21. May 2011 - 8:11

On 21-May-2011, the Judgment Day is coming with the “End of the World” on 21-Oct-2011. “The Christians will meet Jesus.” So what happens when you are a Christian, believe in the Rapture and you have cats, dogs, horses? They are not coming with you to meet Jesus. Somebody else will have to look after your pets between the Rapture and the End of the World.

Enter Earth Bounds Pets. They charge $135 + $20 per additional pet to look after your pet. They accept Paypal. The employees of Earth Bound Pets will not be “saved” by the Rapture, they are all Atheist (They do not believe in God, any God).

259 clients at $135 = $36,000!

No warranty, no money back if you don't make it for the Rapture.

Why didn't I think of it? I'm an incompetent…