Clean Socks

I have to come "clean". I just had one of my most embarrassing moments as a photographer. I went to a customer's house, Madeleine's, with Sam, a colleague. It was to make photos of her dogs. Like many home owners, she asked us to remove our shoes for the carpet. As I sat on the stairs and started to remove my shoes, Sam used one foot to remove his shoe, then the other foot to remove the other shoe.

Then... the big toe appeared. It wasn't a small hole in the socks. It was the full big toe. Sam tried to hide it, but it glowed in the dark, it had blinking lights, fluorescent and shined in the dark. Sam was so embarrassed that he mumbled something in way of apologies.

Every grown man must have clean socks, that don't smell, without any hole.

Didn't your mother tell you that you should wear clean underwear in case you get into an accident, and they have to take you to the hospital?